Hey guys, have you heard about this tournament that is starting soon? I guess it’s some sort of football competition where nations play against each other or something… I haven’t heard much about it because I live in the greatest country of them all, and we play the real football.

Our beloved Crystal Palace Football Club finished three goals away from the top half of the table. You read that correctly, THREE goals away from being on the first page of the standings after the most horrendous start in English League Football (if it’s not, it sure felt like it